Variations On A Theme
Today was a 17-miler. I took it easier than last week’s trail run, keeping it closer to home by doing the 8.5 mile loop around the Art Museum twice. It wasn’t bad temp-wise, around 73, but the humidity was 87-80% for the duration, so extremely…moist.
Keeping it close to home meant that I only needed to take one handheld since there are fountains at 1, 2.5 and 6.5 miles. The big quandary today again concerned my favorite subject these days: gel consumption. I was going to need two, which presented a hitch concerning the gel flask.
Because I’d ordered a variety pack from two different manufacturers, I had 15 flavors with varying degrees of caffeine to choose from. I’d have to mix two together if I used the flask, which would cloud the fun of taste testing and potential caffeine boosts. So I set aside the flask and went old school - taking two gels in my clip-on pocket. I figured it would be as good a time as any to attack my fear of gel packets and full-strength gooey stuff.
The plan was to take a banana Hammer gel first, one without caffeine and then take the espresso Carbboom second, loaded with 100mg of caffeine, the better to make a difference in my final few miles.
Before I left the house, I actually washed the silly packets so for once I wouldn’t have that icky “how many people have touched this packet?” feeling while sucking down the final remains. I was happy about my clean packets.
I left my music at home, the better to let the sounds of the park be my soundtrack. But as usual, when leaving my music, I ended up singing a song in my head the whole way anyway. Go figure. Also, like last weekend, I didn’t eat beforehand, so it was last night’s meal/snacks and the gels for fuel, the handheld just had water.
So the banana gel was ok - not my favorite taste, but I knew it wouldn’t be since I never pick banana flavored anything, but it was fun to try it. It wasn’t too sweet, almost a little tangy. About 45 minutes later, I took an S-cap since the Hammer gel lacks electrolytes. I actually took it because I was feeling a small diaphragm cramp that I’m sure had more to do with speeding up to pass a guy and his jog stroller than with gels or electrolytes, but it seemed like a sound thing to do anyway since I was soaking wet with sweat.
About 20 minutes later, the cramp had abated and I took the espresso Carbboom, which also was not very sweet. It kind of reminded me of chocolate-covered espresso beans. Funny, because both these brands are known for not being cloyingly sweet which is a major reason I’m trying them, but I wished both flavors today to be a little sweeter. No biggie though, there are still many flavors yet to try.
As far as effects from the gels, I had a steady output through the first one, no noticeable anything, but no lagging. I did, however, like the effect from the caffeinated Carbboom gel. I didn’t feel a “burst” of energy, but I did end the run feeling stronger than I can remember for a long one. Plus, I slept about 4.5 hours again last night so I can definitively say that after ingesting 100mg of caffeine I felt more awake and alert.
The only potential downside to that last gel is I’m blaming it for the nastiest, toxic fart I ever emitted. I just wish I’d have done it while still outside instead of right before stepping into my ice bath. Such are the sacrifices of a runner’s life, I guess.

July 6th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
WHO FARTED ? Oh Flo Did! and we thought you were a lady
sounds like the verdict is still out on the gels huh?
Yeah it been so friggin humid these last several days. Ive run through it but it was a struggle on my 15 miler today thats for sure.
I still don’t have this fueling in the humidity on long runs thing down yet either so trust me you are not alone.
July 6th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Farting is fun! I had brussels sprouts tonight with dinner, so I may get some more practice in.
Yeah, the gel adventure has been quite fun, but I promise to start writing about other subjects asap. Good luck with your own nutritional experimentation.
In the meantime, here’s to a few weeks of 50 degrees and sun! Like that’ll happen.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:52 am
*poot*
A local bar had a contest last week called something like “gas for gas.” It was an on-stage farting contest, with a $100 gas card for first place. I _so_ wish I could have made it
17 miles - impressive to a short-distance-nowadays guy like myself. I miss heading out for a couple of hours, but my wife likes it better. Happy wife, happy life, ya know. I am so glad I do not need to mess with nutrition yet, but I did notice one side effect of lowering my mileage - a gain of about 5 pounds. Maybe it is muscle, due to the lifting, eh? Sure, that is what I am telling myself.
This heat does suck rotten ass doesn’t it? I get to look forward to speedwork intermixed with grass drills/pushups/torture tomorrow when it is forecast to be 90 F out. Yay.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
LOL! What a great contest!!
I’m sure that’s 5lbs. of muscle, you work too hard for it not to be. I was just watching the Olympic trials last night and those shorter race people have so much muscle…very different bodies. That’s pretty much what you’re up to, right? Short bursts of speed and strength.
Good luck tomorrow. Yeah, stupid forecast is full of 90s this week. Yuck.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Just how my wife likes me - short and quick. Er, wait….
But yeah, 7 miles to me is LSD now, and most of my runs are in the neighborhood of 3-5. Lots of speedy repeats, plus I actually introduced cross-training (*gasp*). Usually I would just fit another running day in if I had time, but with all the speed my legs enjoy time off so I have taken up swimming now. I suck at it, but man it is a good workout.
July 8th, 2008 at 6:00 am
“A local bar had a contest last week called something like “gas for gas.” It was an on-stage farting contest, with a $100 gas card for first place. I _so_ wish I could have made it ”
My vote for worst job of the year, being a judge at this contest!
July 8th, 2008 at 6:47 am
LOL! Reminds me of an autobiographical book by Fran Leibowitz where she describes a job she had before she became a writer…as a tester for a feminine Hygiene Spray. Her task was to sniff ladies freshly sprayed crotches. Then again, she was/is a lesbian, so no hardship.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I heard a lady comedian say,” Me, a lesbian? I won’t even lick stamps!”