Oh, This Old Thing?

Last February, my winter gear consisted of 2 longsleeve tops, a cheap wind jacket and a pair of wind pants that, on especially cold days, I wore layered over pantyhose. Yeah, I was hawt. Because at that point, I couldn’t yet justify buying running garb if I wasn’t sure I’d be sticking with it. So I rinsed my running clothes after I got home and wore them again the next time.

Then Spring came, and with it more mileage, more days running and stinkier sweat. Rinsing would no longer cut it - I would have to start buying actual running wear.

Now, Real Life shopping is not a happy time for me; I hate the hunt, the parking, the not finding, the trying on taking off trying on taking off, just all of it, so when I discovered all the great online running apparel stores, well let me just say…pig in shit. I started buying shorts, socks, sportbras, tops, more shoes, running skirts, visor and hat (because after I bought the visor, everyone on the forum said they loved their hats), and more socks.

To Nick, my manly man boyfriend, this was all very amusing until he realized that my new stuff was now living in the porno drawer, the drawer previously reserved for skanky-girl nasty sex wear. Those flimsy pieces of string and fluff were now smashed by my Hinds, my Adidas, my Nikes, my Asics. Unfortunately, I still have not found a good resolution for this, because it’s still the porno/running clothes drawer, but I digress…

Winter is now upon us and I have declared that no longer will I swish loudly in wind pant/pantyhose loveliness this year. Instead, I’ve been shopping, because gosh dern it, I deserve it!

I started out with my tried and true online shops, but soon discovered that running tights and pants are not as easy to fit as shorts, in fact, they’re an elusive pain in the ass if you’re 5’4” and female. From incorrect inseam sizes, to crotch seams that could sand a piece of plywood, to ankle elastic that borders on tourniquet, you really have to try on tights in person.

And try on, I did. I ended up going to my local running store, Philadelphia Runner, bought 2 regular weight pairs there, then walked a block to City Sports and tried on about 15 more pair (no exaggeration), settling on a single cold-weather pair of toasty tights - a fine replacement for the wind pant/pantyhose combo.

I also tried on an Asics jacket, the Storm Shelter, because a jacket that can handle shitty weather better than my cheap wind thing would be a good idea. For $100 I was unsure, then I got home and found it at Paragon Sports online for $80 w/ free shipping, so I ordered it.

And these meager items, ladies and gentlemen, along with 1 other pair of tights, some flare-leg running pants, 3 capris, 6 new longsleeve shirts, another dri-fit hat to replace the one I lost at the Philly Half, plus a fleece headband and gloves - all of which I neglected to mention because now I seem downright greedy - is just about enough winter wardrobe to keep any girl in motion.

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8 Responses to “Oh, This Old Thing?”

  1. Matt Says:

    LMAO porno/runner drawer

    I have a ton of running clothes too! I dont think guys are supposed to but i just can’t resist :)
    Enjoy your garb! That Asics jacket sounds awesome! Im so Jealous!

  2. Flo Says:

    Hah! Glad to know I’m not the only wicking junkie around here.

  3. Hester Says:

    The porno/runner drawer cracked me up too! Poor BF! ;)
    I’m 5′1 and have a difficult time buying tights as well.

    When you get the chance, you should check out the new outlet mall at Limerick. It’s got Under Armour, Nike, and Adidas stores. I’m so lucky it’s so close to my house. Those UA Cold Gear are sweet! :)

  4. Flo Says:

    Hey, good info, Hester, thanks. I haven’t done the outlet thing in forever, and all those athletic stores in one place…sounds like fun!

  5. Nick Says:

    A resolution to the porno/techwear drawer conundrum might be to run in the nasty pieces of string and fluff, but they have laws against that around here!

  6. Flo Says:

    LOL! And that folks, is Nick the BF, who I’m sure would find a way to be even more supportive of my running if I followed that pearl of wardrobe advice! Maybe in the summer, honey.

  7. Kourtney Says:

    Hey! I stumbled across your site by lurking on the RW message boards. I live in Bucks County and just started running last January.
    My first half was the Philly Marathon Half! I am planning to do the Lehigh Valley Half in April.

    I totally know where you are coming from with the no winter running clothes. I have one pair of tights that I bought last year, but now they aren’t “tight.” Other than that I just put on lots of clothes. This year all I am asking for for Christmas is warm running gear!

  8. Flo Says:

    Hi Kourtney! Thanks for stopping by. May Santa give you lots of warm (and oh, so attractive) running goodies this Christmas, the better to get out there and train for Lehigh Valley! Happy training!!

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